when someone eats the food you were saving in the fridge
when you eat the food someone else was saving for themselves
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- mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago wtf
- me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
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yes im bilingual :) did you know 'rawr' means 'i love you' in dinosaur?
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my dog is named Lucky
and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky
and sometimes it’ll be dark out, and we’ll be up all night to get Lucky
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- friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
- me: can i have some
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If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
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The art of being in water for six hours @timmytitus16
