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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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theunitedchurchofshrek:

itS a metAPhor

theunitedchurchofshrek:

itS a metAPhor

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tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

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macarena-of-time:

turn ons: free shipping

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"They say life’s there for the taking, but the truth is, life’s really there for the sharing. Once you realize that, you might discover there’s a little hero in all of us. After all, we’re all a little nuts." -Surly, The Nut Job

drug-induced-personality:

Before he was a chemist.

drug-induced-personality:

Before he was a chemist.

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spookythug:

i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)

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wannabepoesie:

andropomorphine:

americankopite:

Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics.

I had to reblog this again…

Oh

wannabepoesie:

andropomorphine:

americankopite:

Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics.

I had to reblog this again…

Oh

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moonemojii:

"BRUHHH"

moonemojii:

"BRUHHH"

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