Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
"They say life’s there for the taking, but the truth is, life’s really there for the sharing. Once you realize that, you might discover there’s a little hero in all of us. After all, we’re all a little nuts." -Surly, The Nut Job
i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)